Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter...
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.
docsigma2000: jesus christ man, my son is sooooooo dead...
A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number...
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks.