Jesus and Saint Paul are sitting in Heaven, talking about the pollution on Earth and wondering what can be done about mankind's filthy ways.
One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly.
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country.
A stupid guy dies and goes to Heaven.