A stupid guy dies and goes to Heaven.
Jesus and Saint Paul are sitting in Heaven, talking about the pollution on Earth and wondering what can be done about mankind's filthy ways.
One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly.
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country.