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An engineer's view of Santa
No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are ...
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Scientifically Santa
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of ...
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Coming On like Thunder
Thor, the Viking God of Thunder, and his pal Odin were up in Valhalla, when suddenly Thor said to Odin, "It's been a long time now. I really need to have sex."
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Jesus and drugs
Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and disciples to an emergency meeting because of the ...
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The top 100 reasons it's great to be a guy
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.2. ...
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Pearly Gate Quiz

A stupid guy dies and goes to Heaven.

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A Marriage made in heaven

One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly.

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The firing squad

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country.

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Lunch
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked,
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You are drunk when.....
Signs that you are too drunk would be...
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Old Man & The Ferrari
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It ...
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The game
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the windo
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Blonde executed
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
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Jesus and the metal pipe

Jesus and Saint Paul are sitting in Heaven, talking about the pollution on Earth and wondering what can be done about mankind's filthy ways.

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A blonde finally wins
 A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The ...
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Space shuttle
Space Shuttle launches with the following crew: two monkeys and a blonde.
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Santa Claus is a Woman
  I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.
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Blind Dog
A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day. They come to a busy ...
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Washington Post Dictionary competition
Washington Post DictionaryThe Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked ...
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