A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.
An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.