1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until ...
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This concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer."
Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale. The following dialog ensued...
Exam answers 1
Student with a sense of humor or a messed up child?
True exam
This is an exam of a student for his "Intro to Communication" class. It came back with this letter written by his professor:
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world-famous ...
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The Impossible Quiz
This quiz game is a fantastic exercise in lateral thinking. Not only is it almost impossible, it's addictive!
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The Impossible Quiz 2
Ok, I'm officially addicted to this mind game. It's deliciously torturous!
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Ahhhhh. Finally a set of rules that make sense. Ladies, please pay attention to these:
We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
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A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
Exam answers 3
What can you say to the kid? That it didn't crossed your mind after fish?
Exam answers 2
That can be a reason, can't it?
Acceptable answer
A whale is OK too.
This is Confusing!!!
Now you know why that lousy student stayed untill the end of the exam!
Is justin Bieber gay?
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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of ...
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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"
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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of ...
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A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one ...
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A blonde named Pam is appearing on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" with Regis Philbin. Regis: "Pam, you're up ...
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When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work.
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A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one ...
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My wife sat down on the couch next to me ...
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Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"...
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A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
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Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the department manager...
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Russell Howard - Epic exam fail
An epic exam failure on Russell Howard's Good News show on BBC three.
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