A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.
The person who invented this sentence is either a Vocabulary genius or is absolutely jobless.
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.