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Rats
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed bronze sculpture of a rat...
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School days
One day Johnny is in class, and his teacher asigns him to make up a sentence and a word for the letter F. So the next day when the teacher asked him to read out his sentence and word he chose he replies with..
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Clean hungover
Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing ...
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In a hurry
A guy runs in a bar and he asks the bartender for 24 shots of his finest whisky the bartender pours the shots and the guy shoots them down as fast as possible the bartender says...
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Christmas Tree
One particular Christmas a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip....but there were problems everywhere.
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Scientifically Santa
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of ...
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Husband in danger
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
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A theory on hell
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term: "Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?..
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Military quotes

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal, "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.." -U.S. Air Force Manual

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Beer and Ice Cream Diet

As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise

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Job application
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and ...
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Old Man
There was a beer party out in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain ...
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Old golfer
A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He ...
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A theory on hell
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term: "Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof...
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