I was perhaps 9 years old when it happened.I ...
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A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed bronze sculpture of a rat...
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One day Johnny is in class, and his teacher asigns him to make up a sentence and a word for the letter F. So the next day when the teacher asked him to read out his sentence and word he chose he replies with..
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Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing ...
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This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It ...
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A guy runs in a bar and he asks the bartender for 24 shots of his finest whisky the bartender pours the shots and the guy shoots them down as fast as possible the bartender says...
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One particular Christmas a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip....but there were problems everywhere.
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Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and ...
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1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
There was a beer party out in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain ...
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On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled ...
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A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number...
No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are ...
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-What's blue and fucks nans?-Me in my lucky blue ...
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There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared
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Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb?
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
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Bob: My wife drives like lightning Ted: She drives fast? Bob: No, she hits trees!
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There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of ...
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A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He ...
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If Oracle made toasters... They'd claim their toaster was compatible ...
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Have you noticed anything weird about computers when they appear in movies? Have a look and you will remember seeing ...
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1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. ----------------------------- 2.
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There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term: "Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?..
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The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term: "Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof...
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As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise