As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'
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