No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are ...
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A nervous young minister, new to the church, told the flock, "For my text today, I will take the words, 'And they fed five men with five thousand loaves of bread and two thousand fishes.'"
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Ahhhhh. Finally a set of rules that make sense. Ladies, please pay attention to these:
We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
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Here are the U. S. Statistics for 1902: The average ...
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While taxiing at London Gatwick, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdalemade a wrong turn and ...
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
D'oh! I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone ...
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I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a
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One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass ...
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The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy ship off the coast of England, and some British authority.
Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through the ...
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1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? ------------------------------- "You got ...
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1. If they want to loan you money, tell them ...
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You've failed many times, although you don't remember.
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Two men were walking home after a Halloween party anddecided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just forlaughs. Right ...
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Subject: Membership Renewal
There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death. He arrived at the pearly gates and St. Peter said ''Oh, I am sorry, my son. But you have been sentenced to hell. The worker agreed --
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1. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
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A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall.
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A sportsman, and father of 3 sons, was anxious to share his latest kill with his family for Sunday dinner. ...
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Human: Dogs reaction to his masters voice ordering him to change the burned bulb.
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Golden Retriever: The sun is ...
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An Australian ventriloquist visiting Wales into a village on the ...
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Space Shuttle launches with the following crew: two monkeys and a blonde.
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There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death. ...
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A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
Q: Which movie starring Amy Winehouse is getting Oscar buzz?
A: "Coke Whore"
Q: Whats worse than having Britney Spears as a mom?
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1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.