A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal, "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.." -U.S. Air Force Manual
A husband and wife went to dinner and celebrated their fiftieth wedding anniversary. Afterwards they returned home and went to their patio to relax with a glass of wine and to reflect on their fifty years together.