Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
In the words of Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882), an American essayist, philosopher, and poet.
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.
Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.