A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter...
Little Jimmy was laying about on a hillock in the middle of a meadow on a warm spring day. Puffy white clouds rolled by and he pondered their shape. Soon, he began to think about God.
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
I was recently riding with a friend of mine. We were coming to a red light, and he shoots right through it.
I'm sure you can imagine As plain as can be The place is Piccadilly The players He and She.
One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole. The forest was so enormous that the frog had never laid eyes on another animal before.
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks.