Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.
A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter...
Little Jimmy was laying about on a hillock in the middle of a meadow on a warm spring day. Puffy white clouds rolled by and he pondered their shape. Soon, he began to think about God.
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
This concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer."
To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually the hardest to come by....