A Welsh rugby fan, a Irish rugby fan and an English fan are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled ...
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This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me."
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A man and woman had been married for more than ...
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A sale representative stops at a small manufacturing plant in the Midwest. He presents a box of cigars to the manager as a gift.
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on
During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS fin
"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was...
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An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair ...
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Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
An Englishman an Australian and a Frenchman were sharing a ...
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Herbert A. MillingtonChair - Search Committee412A Clarkson Hall, WhitsonUniversity College ...
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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The ...
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The Dog's Diary 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite ...
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An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.
One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
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George Bushes, father Bush and son Bush, Bush, Jr., are on board a small two
seater plane when ...
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A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the ...
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One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole. The forest was so enormous that the frog had never laid eyes on another animal before.
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being pay-day, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire ...
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I was recently riding with a friend of mine. We were coming to a red light, and he shoots right through it.
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"...
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There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
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A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed like an eternity. Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, ...
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The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked,
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Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so...
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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a ...
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Life, as we all know, is not all that complicated and can be easily reduced to a point system. For ...
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After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"
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