A man was telling his neighbor, `BR>`BR>"I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but ...
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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage to the bonnet.
There's no ...
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An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one ...
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A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
A husband and wife entered the dentist's room. He said, "I want a tooth pulled.
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D'oh! Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to ...
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one ...
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An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a really bad day. Bored in his history lesson, ...
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A jet ran into some turbulent weather. To keep the passengers calm the flight attendants brought out the beverage carts...
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A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
Little TONY returns from school and says he got an ...
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a
drink and, while he's nursing it, the monkey runs wild.
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There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death. He arrived at the pearly gates and St. Peter said ''Oh, I am sorry, my son. But you have been sentenced to hell. The worker agreed --
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!
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A blonde named Pam is appearing on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" with Regis Philbin. Regis: "Pam, you're up ...
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A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
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The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term: "Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof...
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A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.
A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife ...
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An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a ...
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A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on ...
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A champion jockey is about to enter an important race ...
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Jesus and Saint Paul are sitting in Heaven, talking about the pollution on Earth and wondering what can be done about mankind's filthy ways.
Two guys are traveling by car on a main street ...
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