A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks.
Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke.