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Toughest Golf Shot
A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed like an eternity. Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, ...
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Hello father
Mrs. O'Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father O'Rafferty.
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A theory on hell
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term: "Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof...
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Hell under construction
There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death. He arrived at the pearly gates and St. Peter said ''Oh, I am sorry, my son. But you have been sentenced to hell. The worker agreed --
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Does it hurt?

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

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Blonde Man
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a ...
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A Good Sleep
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You;ve got to have a ...
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Gardening

An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

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Dear Pc Tech
Dear PC Tech, I upgraded last year from Fiance 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I observed that the new software started to do unexpected changes to the accounting sheets, restricted my access to the Flower and Jewelry applications, which earlier, under Fiance
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Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going ...
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Twenty bucks
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200 he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do thi
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The porch

A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

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3 great kings
Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?
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That's Once
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
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Christmas office party

After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

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