A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.
Subject: Membership Renewal
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his Computer is faulty.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.
docsigma2000: jesus christ man, my son is sooooooo dead...
Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!