-Stop taking pictures of me bitch! -Nan please, that's a ...
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I was perhaps 9 years old when it happened.I ...
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docsigma2000: jesus christ man, my son is sooooooo dead...
1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us
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-He's slow as fuck.-Nan, that's Usain Bolt.
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A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.
-What's blue and fucks nans?-Me in my lucky blue ...
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On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled ...
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This man goes to confession and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned." The priest asks if he ...
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After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked ...
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and ...
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1) That's not right . ............................. Sum Ting Wong------------------------------------2) Are you harboring ...
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I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger sister.
Subject: Membership Renewal
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
An Australian ventriloquist visiting Wales into a village on the ...
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Kevin: Imagine that I let you borrow $50, but in ...
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My wife sat down on the couch next to me ...
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Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world-famous ...
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Grocery Store - Phoenix, AZ, USA(An elderly woman well into ...
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A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his Computer is faulty.
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
A man goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before ...
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Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what's worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. ...
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A young couple got married & went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When they got back from the honeymoon, ...
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Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!
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Ais for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ...
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