But I think the first real change in women’s body ...
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She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She ...
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Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband...
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Ahhhhh. Finally a set of rules that make sense. Ladies, please pay attention to these:
We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
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Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter...
-Stop taking pictures of me bitch! -Nan please, that's a ...
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance...
Tough Being A Guy
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
Men Are Just Happier PeopleYour last name stays put. The ...
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1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going ...
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One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven rightaway.
Life, as we all know, is not all that complicated and can be easily reduced to a point system. For ...
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-He's slow as fuck.-Nan, that's Usain Bolt.
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A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room.
1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us
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Here is a good piece of advice!
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How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space on the bed. 2.
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A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.
D'oh! I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone ...
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Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun...
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A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday. When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look.
Friendship between women: A woman doesn¢t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house...
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An English Professor wrote the words,"woman without her man is nothing"
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1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
Human Resources Director is trying to organize a party.
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I was perhaps 9 years old when it happened.I ...
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