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The bathroom confession
One day a priest was in the confessional and he had to go to the bathroom. Not number 1 but number 2. So he opens the door to the confessional and sees Bobby the janitor. He called him over and said,..
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Circle

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver.

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Psychiatric hotline
Hello, welcome to the psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
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Smuggling sand
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"...
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The hippie and the nun

One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus.

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Tools of the Trade
Over the years, people have often asked me to explain the various concepts of marketing. The following analogies might help ...
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Borrow the truck
A white girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said...
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Ground crew
After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, then the pilots review the gripe she
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Lost Bag
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping at the mall. It was found by an honest little boy, who returned it to her.
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Job application
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and ...
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Sick Again
Two guys were working for the city. One would furiously dig a hole, then the other would come behind him and quickly fill the hole.
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Bible advice

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.

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