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Sick Again
Two guys were working for the city. One would furiously dig a hole, then the other would come behind him and quickly fill the hole.
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Borrow the truck
A white girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said...
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Hard workers
A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks. The man was quite impressed with their ...
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The Rolls Royce
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
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Circle

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver.

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Chasing elephants

A man is driving on a city bus with a newspaper on his knee. From time to time, he rips a piece off, ripping that piece into smaller ones and throwing them out the window.

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Salesman
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young ...
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Annoying Kid
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad ...
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Lost Bag
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping at the mall. It was found by an honest little boy, who returned it to her.
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Overworked
For a couple years I 've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million.
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Three-Kick Rule
A Yankee lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a ...
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Job application
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and ...
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Bible advice

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.

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