A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver.
A man is driving on a city bus with a newspaper on his knee. From time to time, he rips a piece off, ripping that piece into smaller ones and throwing them out the window.
Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.