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Tragedy
George W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings.The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word "trage
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Children & Proverbs

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.

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Beer and Ice Cream Diet

As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise

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School Time
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!
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Lipstick at School
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number ...
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School days
One day Johnny is in class, and his teacher asigns him to make up a sentence and a word for the letter F. So the next day when the teacher asked him to read out his sentence and word he chose he replies with..
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A theory on hell
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term: "Is Hell exothermic [gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof...
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Jonah and the whale

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.

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Little Johnny
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun...
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Confessions of a kid

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.

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Embarrassing moments

A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.

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Bible advice

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.

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Johnny Lies
Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what's worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. ...
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Borrow the truck
A white girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said...
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Circle

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver.

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