A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
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A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver.