god jokes

Little Jimmy was laying about on a hillock in the middle of a meadow on a warm spring day. Puffy white clouds rolled by and he pondered their shape. Soon, he began to think about God.

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.

One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus.

A stupid guy dies and goes to Heaven.

Jesus and Saint Paul are sitting in Heaven, talking about the pollution on Earth and wondering what can be done about mankind's filthy ways.

Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.

One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven rightaway.

Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.

There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.