Little Jimmy was laying about on a hillock in the middle of a meadow on a warm spring day. Puffy white clouds rolled by and he pondered their shape. Soon, he began to think about God.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.
One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus.
A stupid guy dies and goes to Heaven.
Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.