A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.