Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.
Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
I was recently riding with a friend of mine. We were coming to a red light, and he shoots right through it.
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.