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Jeanne Robertson - Don't Send a Man to the Grocery Store
Jeanne is on Sirius & XM Radio this clip is from Jeanne's Southern Style!
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Do you have any duck food?
One day a duck went into a hardware store and ...
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Dictionary for women

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.

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Broken Seal
When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had ...
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You're only as old as you act
Grocery Store - Phoenix, AZ, USA(An elderly woman well into ...
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You Know You've Finally Turned Into a Mom When...
You automatically double-knot everything you tie.You find yourself humming ...
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Senior couple engagement

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are living in Florida and are all excited about their decision to get married.

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Coolest Bookstore Ever
I wish there was such a bookstore in my neighborhood!!
In the drugstore
A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?" "To kill my husband."
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The Simpsons - Mapple Store
Lisa finds heaven in Springfield's new Mapple Store. (s20e07)
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Seinfield - Jerkstore
Well I had sex with your wife!
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Reason I love Apple stores
Beat that Microsoft
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FarmScapes
Help Joe restore his ranch. Earn money by selling fresh veggies, juicy fruits, eggs, flowers and honey from his old farm to the townspeople, and spend it on restoring the landholding back to its grandeur and beauty.
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Too late, too late...
For condoms!!
Rude parrot
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of ...
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And the parrot said...
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work.
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Christmas Signs
Toy Store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here." -------Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas."-------Outside a church: "The Original Christmas Club.
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Embarrassing moments

A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.

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Great Liar
A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the ...
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Two priests on vacation

They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.

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Barbie dolls

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

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Rats
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed bronze sculpture of a rat...
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No need going to the store!
Pizza Squared
Quite high in my list of rediculous foods someone can order.
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