Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are living in Florida and are all excited about their decision to get married.
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.