Next time you think that you're having a bad day recall that...
One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS fin
There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
A trucker misses the turn-off before the low bridge and gets stuck under it.