A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
Use of the word "beautiful".
Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.