A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
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While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, the doctor asked his patient how he thought George ...
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SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
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A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one ...
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During a terrible storm, all the highway signs were covered with snow. The following spring, the state decided to raise all the signs twelve inches at a cost of six million dollars...
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During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS fin
No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are ...
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One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resource Director was tragically hit by a bus and ...
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When Nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels...
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Human Resources Director is trying to organize a party.
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SINGLE FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm avery good looking girl who LOVES to play.
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A trucker misses the turn-off before the low bridge and gets stuck under it.
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
Two blondes were in a bar watching the television when ...
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A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping at the mall. It was found by an honest little boy, who returned it to her.
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A nervous young minister, new to the church, told the flock, "For my text today, I will take the words, 'And they fed five men with five thousand loaves of bread and two thousand fishes.'"
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Grocery Store - Phoenix, AZ, USA(An elderly woman well into ...
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Signs that you are too drunk would be...
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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in ...
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8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream ...
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According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number ...
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1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. ----------------------------- 2.
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One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting ...
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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. ...
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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to tell their adventures on the seas. The ...
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A Welsh rugby fan, a Irish rugby fan and an English fan are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled ...
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An eighteen year-old girl in Glasgow goes home to see her mum and tells her that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shoutin
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