Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The two men take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas.
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
You don't have to be at a desk but you must be sitting.