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Driving Styles
Depending on where someone is from and where they are driving you can make some assumptions about their driving styles and etiquette...
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The highway signs
During a terrible storm, all the highway signs were covered with snow. The following spring, the state decided to raise all the signs twelve inches at a cost of six million dollars...
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Strong Man
A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in a feat of ...
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Heaven and Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resource Director was tragically hit by a bus and ...
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Crazy Talk
Cal was out driving in the country, seeing how his new car handled the curvy roads at high speeds. As ...
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High-Tech Restroom

A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room.

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High-Tech restroom
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the
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A ride home

A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home.

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Drunk
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and g
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Teachers
Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained ...
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The simple answer

This concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer."

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Letter Of Reference
July 2, 2001 Re: Letter Of ReferenceTo: John DoeTo Whom It May Concern:Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be ...
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Rats
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed bronze sculpture of a rat...
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Achieve 103% In Life
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants "more than 100%." Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%.
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Salesman
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young ...
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Letter of resignation

Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!

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Jesus and drugs
Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and disciples to an emergency meeting because of the ...
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Salesman
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI ...
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Rugby Fans
A Welsh rugby fan, a Irish rugby fan and an English fan are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled ...
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Elderly moment
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house and, after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen....
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