Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing ...
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You automatically double-knot everything you tie.You find yourself humming ...
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John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate...
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I was perhaps 9 years old when it happened.I ...
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A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad ...
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Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.2. ...
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Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal,his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John'sroommate was.
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1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take ...
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A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy ...
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There is no egg in the eggplant,No ham in the ...
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? ------------------------------- "You got ...
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One particular Christmas a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip....but there were problems everywhere.
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Q: Which movie starring Amy Winehouse is getting Oscar buzz?
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Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world-famous ...
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Dear PC Tech, I upgraded last year from Fiance 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I observed that the new software started to do unexpected changes to the accounting sheets, restricted my access to the Flower and Jewelry applications, which earlier, under Fiance
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Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what's worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. ...
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1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize ...
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Q: Which movie starring Amy Winehouse is getting Oscar buzz?
A: "Coke Whore"
Q: Whats worse than having Britney Spears as a mom?
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My son is under a doctor's care and should not ...
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One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus.
An elderly blonde lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years. The now widowed blonde, lived on the farm with her son
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she
Here are ten of my favourites. If you have one ...
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An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair ...
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When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had ...
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