Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the cask
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs.
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
Smart man + smart woman = romance...
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
Visiting Afghanistan for a second time, a war correspondent noted that since the fall of the Taliban, wives who used to walk ten paces behind their husbands were now walking ten paces in front.
A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.
A husband and wife went to dinner and celebrated their fiftieth wedding anniversary. Afterwards they returned home and went to their patio to relax with a glass of wine and to reflect on their fifty years together.