A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.
Jesus and Saint Paul are sitting in Heaven, talking about the pollution on Earth and wondering what can be done about mankind's filthy ways.
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.