A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.