Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.