Visiting Afghanistan for a second time, a war correspondent noted that since the fall of the Taliban, wives who used to walk ten paces behind their husbands were now walking ten paces in front.
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by her son's house after he was recently married. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
Love thy neighbor all through the day...
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs.