1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.2. Stop exercising. ...
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One day at school Little Johnny and his friends were talking. His friend Tom was showing off his new watch ...
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Monroe Steals Wall's Thunder at the 2012 NBA All-Star
My opinion is that Monroe is the man. Basketball is a game with an offense and a defense. Without a defence dunks are simply a guy jumping high.
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Eva Longoria has a wardrobe malfunction on Letterman
Eva Longoria's super sexy but also hilarious interview at the Late Show!
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Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought ...
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Chatroulette Love Song
Can you stop smiling watching this? I know I couldn't. She is lovely and the guys are awesome. Made my day. Watch this and share.
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This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It ...
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I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.
1. In prison you spend the majority of your time ...
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1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.2. ...
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Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so...
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
Unicode - can you stop watching it?
A unique project by Jorg Piringer displaying all possible characters in the unicode range.
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Wanna bet?
It looks like this guy lost his bet! Otherwise he should kill his hairdresser!
Watching The Eclipse
When you don't have glasses, there's surely something else you can use!
1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go ...
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I just wanna get laid!!
Great wall art!!
Laser eye surgery
One more cool explosm.net comic.
Don't you die!!!
Stay with me damnit! Stay away from the light!
Nice eyes
Doesn't she have wonderful eyes? Look closer...
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