All I Really Need to Know I learned (in Kindergarten). A list of the most importan ones by Robert Fulghum.
A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.