Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died.
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Subject: Membership Renewal
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.