A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.