docsigma2000: jesus christ man, my son is sooooooo dead...
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!"
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."