1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
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A guy went home from work one night and heard a voice. The voice whispered to him: "Quit your job, ...
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There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home.
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A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, "Come on, a dog?" The owner says, "How about a cat?" The man r
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
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A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
This man goes to confession and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned." The priest asks if he ...
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Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
A man dies and goes to hell. The devil explains that there are three sectors in hell, and that the ...
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A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He ...
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The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.
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There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.
A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant.The waitress asks, "What will it be?"
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day. They come to a busy ...
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Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town ...
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house and, after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen....
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically ...
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A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday. When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look.
One day a man found an odd-looking lamp and rubbed it. From inside came a genie that told him he ...
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This man in a Ford Granada pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls: "Hey, you got a telephone in there?" The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."
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A man who was born with no arms wished to seek employment. Fearing nobody would want to hire him with ...
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A lovely afternoon finds one fellow and his wife golfing. They have had a wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The final hole, by far the most difficult, wraps around an old barn...
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There were two Irishmen drinking in a bar. One drank from his beer and said to the other, "Oh my.
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A head-on collision occurred between a man and a woman. Both emerged from the scene intact while their cars were totally demolished.
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After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough so the husband went to his doctor and ...
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