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1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
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A guy went home from work one night and heard a voice. The voice whispered to him: "Quit your job, ...
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There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home.
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Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
This man goes to confession and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned." The priest asks if he ...
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A man dies and goes to hell. The devil explains that there are three sectors in hell, and that the ...
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A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He ...
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A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, "Come on, a dog?" The owner says, "How about a cat?" The man r
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
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A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day. They come to a busy ...
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There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.
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A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant.The waitress asks, "What will it be?"
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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house and, after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen....
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically ...
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A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday. When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look.
One day a man found an odd-looking lamp and rubbed it. From inside came a genie that told him he ...
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This man in a Ford Granada pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls: "Hey, you got a telephone in there?" The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a
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Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town ...
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave...
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
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One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven rightaway.