A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant.The waitress asks, "What will it be?"
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There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.
A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day. They come to a busy ...
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The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.
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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house and, after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen....
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town ...
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically ...
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A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday. When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look.
This man in a Ford Granada pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls: "Hey, you got a telephone in there?" The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."
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One day a man found an odd-looking lamp and rubbed it. From inside came a genie that told him he ...
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a
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One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven rightaway.
Woman's Prayer-----------------------------Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creepOne who is handsome, ...
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A lovely afternoon finds one fellow and his wife golfing. They have had a wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The final hole, by far the most difficult, wraps around an old barn...
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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a ...
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There were two Irishmen drinking in a bar. One drank from his beer and said to the other, "Oh my.
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A man who was born with no arms wished to seek employment. Fearing nobody would want to hire him with ...
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A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. He walks up to the bar and takes a seat, the giraffe does the same. The man orders a beer for himself and a double scotch for the giraffe...
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After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough so the husband went to his doctor and ...
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A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave...
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A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar.
A head-on collision occurred between a man and a woman. Both emerged from the scene intact while their cars were totally demolished.
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number ...
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So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol.
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An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the w
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