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"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal, "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.." -U.S. Air Force Manual
Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.
This excerpt from court transcript is supposed to be true.Defendant (after being sentenced to 90 days in jail): May I address the court?
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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad ...
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Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's rig
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A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one ...
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There was once a little boy who got very good grades, straight A's on every subject on every report card. His name was Billy. His father was very proud of him, and decided to give him one thing every year, whatever he wanted...
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A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?
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A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one ...
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D'oh! I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone ...
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When his teenage son asked to borrow twenty dollar, the man said:-"Son, don’t you realize that there are more important ...
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A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy ...
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young ...
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Q: Which movie starring Amy Winehouse is getting Oscar buzz?
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After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough so the husband went to his doctor and ...
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
A man goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before ...
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Here is a good piece of advice!
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Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what's worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. ...
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At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an "A" so far for the semester. These four friends were so confident that the weeken
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After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, then the pilots review the gripe she
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* During all police investigations, it will be necessary to ...
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Twelve priests were about to be ordained.The final test ...
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Q: Which movie starring Amy Winehouse is getting Oscar buzz?
A: "Coke Whore"
Q: Whats worse than having Britney Spears as a mom?
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The NYPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove thatthey are the best at apprehending criminals. The ...
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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
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A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
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