A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Use of the word "beautiful".
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
I was recently riding with a friend of mine. We were coming to a red light, and he shoots right through it.