Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she
docsigma2000: jesus christ man, my son is sooooooo dead...
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!"