Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing.
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
docsigma2000: jesus christ man, my son is sooooooo dead...
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelera