Subject: Membership Renewal
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.
Yes, these are (apparently) all true.
Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
Guy goes into the Chemist's to buy a pack of condoms. Asked what size pack, he replies, "a pack of 10, that's what I usually get".
Apparently, this is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J Pilgrim. His boss, known as Pilly, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.
A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.