A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are living in Florida and are all excited about their decision to get married.
Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?
There was a beer party going on in the woods when all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain.
A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his Computer is faulty.
Little Jimmy was laying about on a hillock in the middle of a meadow on a warm spring day. Puffy white clouds rolled by and he pondered their shape. Soon, he began to think about God.