BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are living in Florida and are all excited about their decision to get married.
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have
A husband and wife went to dinner and celebrated their fiftieth wedding anniversary. Afterwards they returned home and went to their patio to relax with a glass of wine and to reflect on their fifty years together.
A linguistics professor was lecturing his class.
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.
Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy ship off the coast of England, and some British authority.