I remember back in 1995 i went over to my neighbors house. She was a blonde and for some reason she was mad at the world. She was in the bathroom and the door was locked...
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One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:
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A minister dies and is waiting in line at ...
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A linguistics professor was lecturing his class.
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have
Use of the word "beautiful".
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI ...
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A guy is passing a Mental Hospital surrounded by a wall and he hears the chanting inside, Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen! Curious to see what¢s going on he finds a small hole in the wall, so he bends and peeks inside
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A highway patrol officer has admitted writing "kitchen bitch" as the occupation of a Greymouth teenager on an infringement ticket he issued her.
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He ...
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HOW TO GIVE A CAT A BATH: FLUSH 'N FLUFF1. ...
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The awkward moment when.....
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A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant.The waitress asks, "What will it be?"
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A frantic woman had dialed 911. Police, fire, or ambulance? asked the operator.
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After leaving the racetrack Bill bumped into his old friend Peter on the bus.'Say,' Peter said, 'How is it going?' 'Going?
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A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a ...
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Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
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You automatically double-knot everything you tie.You find yourself humming ...
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1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture", and their other announcements a bit ...
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A young couple was in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who ...
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Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale. The following dialog ensued...
Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what's worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. ...
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Dung On Mai Shu -- I stepped in excrement
Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu --Let's sleep together
Ar U Wun ...
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A family of four Polish people and a few of their Polish friends decided to move to America. They settled into a middle class neighborhood in the heart of the country. Every night since they moved in,the neighbors of the Polish havent gotten any slee
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This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.
1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize ...
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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day,
listening ...
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