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The mugger
Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a ...
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Gorilla job

This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.

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Salesman
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI ...
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Lucky Number
After leaving the racetrack Bill bumped into his old friend Peter on the bus.'Say,' Peter said, 'How is it going?' 'Going?
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Commit suicide
I remember back in 1995 i went over to my neighbors house. She was a blonde and for some reason she was mad at the world. She was in the bathroom and the door was locked...
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Curiosity injures...
A guy is passing a Mental Hospital surrounded by a wall and he hears the chanting inside, Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen! Curious to see what¢s going on he finds a small hole in the wall, so he bends and peeks inside
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Circle

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver.

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Old Cowhand
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair ...
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The Three Sons

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.

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Worst Day
There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
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Little Johnny
Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car ...
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Children & Proverbs

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.

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Hospital Patient

A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

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Birthday Treat
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks ...
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Brother and sister
Hearing a scream from the playroom, the mother rushed in and found her infant daughter pulling the hair of her four-year-old brother. After separating them, the mother said to her son,Do not be upset with your sister, honey. She didn' t know...
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911
A frantic woman had dialed 911. Police, fire, or ambulance? asked the operator.
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A ride home

A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home.

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Christmas Signs
Toy Store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here." -------Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas."-------Outside a church: "The Original Christmas Club.
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