A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home.
Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.
"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal, "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.." -U.S. Air Force Manual
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet.