A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home.
"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal, "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.." -U.S. Air Force Manual
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet.