Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction, and a cat. The last ingredient is usually the hardest to come by....
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on
Subject: Membership Renewal
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door.
A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room.
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show.