Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number...
Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.