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This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.

Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.

Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet.