HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? ------------------------------- "You got ...
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This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass ...
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A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the ...
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Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Q: Which movie starring Amy Winehouse is getting Oscar buzz?
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Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
Here are ten of my favourites. If you have one ...
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A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet.
Why is getting Christmas presents for your kids just like a day at the office?
You do all the work ...
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Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
A man named Bill woke up on his birthday. His wife and kids didn't even say good morning to him.
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a
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The awkward moment when.....
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The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth ...
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Q: Which movie starring Amy Winehouse is getting Oscar buzz?
A: "Coke Whore"
Q: Whats worse than having Britney Spears as a mom?
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