A radio station in Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in the lives of their listeners.
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.
All I Really Need to Know I learned (in Kindergarten). A list of the most importan ones by Robert Fulghum.