Jesus and Saint Paul are sitting in Heaven, talking about the pollution on Earth and wondering what can be done about mankind's filthy ways.
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning.