A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick.
Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.