A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick.