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Dog with no legs
- What do you call a dog with no legs?
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The Swimming Head
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms.
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What Starts with F and ends with K
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one ...
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Tina Fey on Women’s Body Image
But I think the first real change in women’s body ...
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First grade Harry VS School Principal
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one ...
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Husband wanted

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.

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Deep hole

Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."

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10 Nan Jokes (pack 1)
- Wave properly you stupid bitch!- Nan please, that's the Queen
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The Doctor Knows Best
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough so the husband went to his doctor and ...
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The Wish
A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant.The waitress asks, "What will it be?"
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Rats
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed bronze sculpture of a rat...
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Go to work

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick.

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The game
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the windo
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A blonde finally wins
 A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The ...
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Why are men never depressed
Men Are Just Happier PeopleYour last name stays put. The ...
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Scouse vasectomy
After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.
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9 Jokes you wouldn't tell your nan!
-What's blue and fucks nans?-Me in my lucky blue ...
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The Magic Mirror

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.

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Horse Auction

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.

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