Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm?
A Northwest flight while enrout from Houston to Minneapolis lost an engine.
All I Really Need to Know I learned (in Kindergarten). A list of the most importan ones by Robert Fulghum.
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
Subject: Membership Renewal
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.