There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the cask
Smart man + smart woman = romance...
A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.
All I Really Need to Know I learned (in Kindergarten). A list of the most importan ones by Robert Fulghum.
A 46yr old man gets a facelift for his birthday. When he left he went to the newspaper stand an asked how old do I look.
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.
Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
A husband and wife went to dinner and celebrated their fiftieth wedding anniversary. Afterwards they returned home and went to their patio to relax with a glass of wine and to reflect on their fifty years together.
Some people have the misconception that cats never have to be bathed.
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven rightaway.